Drake: You... you don't hate me?
Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.
Drake: But... I hate myself.
Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!
Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!
Rihanna: Congratulations!
Beyoncé: Congratulations!
Lil Wayne: Congratulations!
Jay Z: Congratulations!
A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!
Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!
Kanye West: Congratulations!
DJ Khaled: Congratulations!
Birdman: Congratulations!
Nebby: Congratulations!
Sandi Graham: Congratulations!
Drake: Thank you!

im moving in today but i feel like i’m totally understocked/prepared

natalie dormer: i need you to murder sixteen people
me: sure!! your hair looks nice today

❝ Why should Renly just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Renly? Hm? I’m just as cute as Renly, right? I’m just as smart as Renly. People totally like me just as much as they like Renly! And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody? Huh? because that’s not what Westeros is about! We should totally just stab Renly!

Stannis Baratheon, A Clash of Kings (via incorrectgotquotes)

You just know something bad is gonna happen watching Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika, that blonde chick and sketch af cat are up to no good